Softest Face You Will Find on a 3 Year Old

I got this new Mary Kay cleansing brush thing that my children are slightly obsessed with. It spins. There is a button. They are three. I've had it a few weeks. I thought the obsession had worn off.

Last Thursday, Jude broke out in this weird rash all around his mouth. It was just flesh bumps. I chalked it up as viral. In three years, I have paid enough co-pays to know that until there is snot for ten days or more or a fever spikes, we aren't going to the doctor. Viral=$30.00 down the drain. So, I ignored it. Yesterday, it was almost gone. There was a period where I thought that maybe he was allergic to the beautiful weed flowers he picked me. He picked them again and it didn't spread or get worse so that theory was shot.

So, yesterday Jude goes missing while I was cooking. Asa said he was in our room. I go back there. My door was shut and the bathroom door was shut. I open it and he starts backing into the closet with something behind his back. I grab it. It was my Mary Kay brush. He also had something all over his face. One swipe of the finger and I knew the gritty feeling. He was getting a nice microdermabrasion treatment. I quickly and as gently as possible rinsed the remaining grit off.

So, my child will now have the softest face of any three year old....as soon as the rash from the cleanse goes away.